I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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