Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
The adults are the big ones right?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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