So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
