Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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