I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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