try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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