She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
These tits shall not be calmed
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