Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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