how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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