I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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