youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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