But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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