i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
People with herpes should wear stickers.
she pinky promised me she was 18
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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