he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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