Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i barfeds in our rink
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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