He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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