Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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