coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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