the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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