This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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