we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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