So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Randomize
