i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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