So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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