Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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