ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
50% drunk capacity currently
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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