That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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