i need an iv and a liver transplant
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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