gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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