He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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