Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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