No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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