waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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