So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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