The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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