***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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