guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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