I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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