I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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