I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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