I can text with my tongue
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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