Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
It's blow job season.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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