Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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