This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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