didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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