Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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