yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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