Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
No I am not eating basil off your cock
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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