I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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