oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
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