So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
ttyl tear gas
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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