everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
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