Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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